News / Articles >> Calculate Age
Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood
anyway- but your waiter may know!
YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH (follow step by step)
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to go out to eat. (more than once but less than 10)
2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)
3. Add 5
4. Multiply it by 50
5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1757....If you haven't, add 1756
6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.
You should have a three digit number
The first digit of this was your original number (How many times you want to go out to restaurants in a week.)
The next two numbers are YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)
THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2007) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS.